Latte Leftie – 235
Latte Leftie bemoans the culture of complaint Australian turkeys indulge in after enthusiastically voting for Christmas. Dear LL – Is it just me or are you left shaking your head at those Howard Battlers, or […]
Latté Leftie
Latte Leftie – 234
It is Latte Leftie’s melancholy duty to pour a bucket of cold water over claims of an heroic uprising of the oppressed masses. Dear LL – Are you as delighted as I am that the […]
Righteous Rightie – 233
Righteous Rightie maintains his regal dignity in the face of outrageous provocation from layabout socialist students. Dear RR – I’d just like to register my absolute disgust with those commo, trainee pseudo intellectuals who had […]
Righteous Rightie – 232
Righteous Rightie rejoices in the Australian people having the sense to realise peasants like them shouldn’t be head of state Dear RR – If memory serves, the treasonous Australian Republic Movement held its referendum night […]
Latte Leftie – 231
The traditional owner of this column returns to answer those who’ve criticised his tell-all memoir about Inner West politics Dear LL – Where are you? Righteous Rightie’s endless ranting is bringing back bad memories of […]
Righteous Rightie – 230
Righteous Rightie takes umbrage at others taking umbrage at him speaking truth to the powerless. Dear RR – I was shocked to hear you called a racist at one of those ‘Politics in the Pub’ […]
Righteous Rightie – 229
Righteous Rightie comes out swinging after an outrageous leftist slur suggesting inappropriate relations with a hamster Dear RR – I trust you will be gracious enough to accept my moral and financial support should you […]
Righteous Rightie – 228
Righteous Rightie knows exactly what needs to be done to turn around our deeply troubled national carrier. Dear RR – I’m resigned to the fact that I’ll never buy an Australian-made car again but it […]
Latte Leftie – 227
Latte Leftie and Righteous Rightie get into an ideological cage fight over allegations of barista abuse on Norton Street. Dear LL – I’m resigned to you using your column to promote the civilisation-undermining agendas of […]
I’m right, you’re wrong – 226
Righteous Rightie shares his often sexual sense of excitement at the prospect of PM Abbott remaking Australia in his own image in 2014. Dear RR – There was a lot of loose talk post September […]