Righteous Rightie – 240
More in sorrow than in anger, Righteous Rightie calls for the immediate sacking of the intemperate and abusive Latte Leftie. Dear RR – Hope you’re well, old boy – we must catch up for another […]
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Latte Leftie – 239
Latte Leftie tackles the vexed issue of peripatetic progressives boasting about living in the world’s most obnoxious superpower. Dear LL – I’m a high-achieving (dare I say world-class?) professional of the Inner West provenance who […]
Righteous Rightie – 238
Righteous Rightie expresses his shock and dismay at the gay mafia conquering the last redoubt of heterosexuality. Dear RR – In a week when patriotic Australians should have been celebrating the end of all that […]
Righteous rightie – 237
Righteous Rightie lays out the unarguable case for Australia to get involved in a second Iraq war quick smart. Dear RR – What do you make of those cheese-eating surrender monkey leftists who question the […]
Latte Leftie – 235
Latte Leftie bemoans the culture of complaint Australian turkeys indulge in after enthusiastically voting for Christmas. Dear LL – Is it just me or are you left shaking your head at those Howard Battlers, or […]
Latte Leftie – 234
It is Latte Leftie’s melancholy duty to pour a bucket of cold water over claims of an heroic uprising of the oppressed masses. Dear LL – Are you as delighted as I am that the […]
Righteous Rightie – 233
Righteous Rightie maintains his regal dignity in the face of outrageous provocation from layabout socialist students. Dear RR – I’d just like to register my absolute disgust with those commo, trainee pseudo intellectuals who had […]
Righteous Rightie – 232
Righteous Rightie rejoices in the Australian people having the sense to realise peasants like them shouldn’t be head of state Dear RR – If memory serves, the treasonous Australian Republic Movement held its referendum night […]
Latte Leftie – 231
The traditional owner of this column returns to answer those who’ve criticised his tell-all memoir about Inner West politics Dear LL – Where are you? Righteous Rightie’s endless ranting is bringing back bad memories of […]
Righteous Rightie – 230
Righteous Rightie takes umbrage at others taking umbrage at him speaking truth to the powerless. Dear RR – I was shocked to hear you called a racist at one of those ‘Politics in the Pub’ […]