Latte Leftie #313

February 24, 2018

Latte Leftie champions the #Me Too movement (in the hope of deflecting attention from his own Waterstreetesque past).      Dear LL – Everyone knows women can withdraw consent before or during a sexual encounter […]


December 11, 2017

Dear LL – Needless to say, I expect very little from aspirational, John Howard-worshipping, reffo-fearing, Murdoch-media-consuming Anglo westies. But the inescapable reality that Vietnamese Catholics, Lebanese Maronites, Syrian Sunnis, Orthodox Greeks and, hell, even Chinese […]

Latte Leftie #310

November 14, 2017

Latte Leftie addresses the allegations swirling on social media that he’s the Rolf Harris of leftist commentators Dear LL – You can imagine my garment-rending distress upon discovering that, despite the endless boasts about being […]

Latte Leftie #309

October 16, 2017

In his final missive, Latte Leftie reflects on how he set the agenda for the huge progressive victories of the last decade. Dear LL – Back when you began writing for Ciao in 2006 there […]

Latte Leftie #308

September 20, 2017

  Latte Leftie reassures nervous nellies that the mindless masses can be encouraged to vote as their social betters instruct them to Dear LL – Given the lower order’s penchant for indulging their most reactionary […]

Latte Leftie #307

August 23, 2017

Latte Leftie belatedly weighs in on how secular liberal democracies throughout the West are a dead ringer for the Republic of Gilead   Dear LL – I’m confused as to why, unlike every other prominent […]

Righteous Rightie – 306

August 8, 2017

More in sadness than in anger, Righteous Rightie delivers a stern lecture on the lessons of history to the commo yoof. Dear RR – What is it with young people today and their infatuation for […]


June 26, 2017

  Latte Leftie chokes out a heartfelt mea maxima culpa after inadvertently offending one of womynkind’s great heroines Dear LL – I’m writing to express my burning sense of betrayal about you sharing what I […]

Latte Leftie – 304

May 30, 2017

Righteous Rightie weeps bitter, salty tears for the party once led by right-wing heroes such as John Howard and Tony Abbott Dear RR – I’m a battling bank executive on a modest 250K salary. Needless […]

Latte Leftie – 303

April 28, 2017

Latte Leftie embraces a new, cappuccino-coloured racial identity! Dear LL – Are you excited as me that, thanks to the pioneering efforts of blonde Montana farm girl turned cornrow-sporting Black History professor Rachel Dolezal (now […]

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